Damn, Jon Stewart has me rolling on the floor with laughter with his "coverage" of Martha Stewart's release from prison. "Mom" as he jokingly calls her.
"The Daily Show" reports that Martha has no cappuccino at her home while under house arrest.
It seems the machine is broken. The reporter screamed, "There's no cappuccino!"
Jon's remark to that, "Tell the biscotti to stand down!"
What did Martha miss while in prison?
"I missed lemons"
Reporter: "Is that all you missed?"
"I only missed lemons"....after a pause....."and my family and friends."
Guess lemons are truly special.
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That's because she finally learned how to make lemonade!
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