Exhibit A: yellow hummer aka "the nemesis of Analisa"One hot Saturday afternoon, a couple of sangria-intoxicated women headed to the salon (after a few rounds at the Saloon). What did they see before them?! The evil yellow hummer! The enchanting hostess aka the woman who kept screaming "love juice" (followed by devious laughter) would have been horrified by the sight.
At the salon, i thought of the hummer in flames, almost laughed aloud hysterically. I had to hold back since the salon lady wouldn't have understood my sudden burst of laughter. The potent sangria was making me giddy. All i could think of was my unfinished cup of sangria sitting lonely on the table and wanting to get back to the saloon.
11 comments:
burn it!
That poor jeep, thing is, my aim was a bit off that night.
This post is hilarious! We probably reeked of booze. I was getting dizzy just laying on the table whiile she did my eyebrows. You would have been escorted out if you had yelled BURN BABY BURN!!
Yo guys, I am starting to feel like my place is becoming a speakeasy. hehehehehehhehehe
and by the way, I have been seeing the owner of that blasted vehicle more frequently lately. Daggers fly out of my eyes everytime I see her. YES A SHE!!!!!!!! I am keeping the details of her identity secret. But I am pissed it is a woman and a....damn!
the Hummer owner is a SHE?!
wonder if she saw me photographing Exhibit A?
am i sinister for laughing at the thought of a hummer in flames? It is making me smile right now :)
hey, if Mariposa held a lighted match to her breath, would it have caught fire? I'm always tipsy when i go to the place for my eyebrows.
I can now start doing my fire thrower act in front of the salon and saloon for big bucks!! Folks would say, "She's got great eyebrows and spits out fire too."
Bah! Nevah mind the hummer!
I heart sangria!
Bring sangria now!
now!
S.x
That's funny..and I thought I was the only one that gets the urge to burn whenever I see a Hummer.
Saturnyne...i heart sangria too...make that a HUGE heart.
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