Thursday, December 08, 2005

pinche queso fresco

un chica de 18 anos
thought these people had cocaine in their apartment
so she tried to hire someone to murder them
and make off with the cocaine
but the hitman she was contracting
was an undercover cop
she was arrested
4 people weren't killed
and no one got any cocaine
the cocaine ....you see...
wasn't cocaine
la idiota thought
the queso fresco (a white Mexican cheese)
was cocaine (que?)
4 people almost got killed
over some pinche queso fresco


so now we have to worry about putting
our sugar, queso fresco, flour, powdered cookies on display
since someone might want to off us, thinking it's cocaine

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think she should abstain from placing any bets on anything. she's so way off on everything.

sonrisa morena said...

are you for real?!?!?? seriously, yes another seriosly moment, people can be idiots!!!

dr.v (Not a narcotic Pez dispenser) said...

i couldn't believe this was real either! america has its share of criminal masterminds like this one :)

Mariposatomica said...

I almost spit my coffee on reading this post. Que BRUTA!

dr.v (Not a narcotic Pez dispenser) said...

alert alert alert
hide your queso fresco!