Friday, November 05, 2004

Horoscope/ Horrorscope

Aries - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits:
You're quite the charmer. You've got the wit and attitude to attract almost anyone you meet.
Out spoken and honest, any date knows how they stand with you. Fearless, independent, and willing to try anything twice - your dates should expect the unexpected.

Your negative traits:
You tend to be vain, and you expect your partner to feed that vanity often with complements.
Hot tempered and impulsive, you've occasionally ended things ... only to reget it later.
You're obsessed with being the best, most loved girlfriend or boyfriend your sweetie's ever had.

Your ideal partner:
A risk taking, free spirit like yourself - who can keep up with your latest wild child antics.
Someone stylish, attractive, and fit... who can keep you attracted for months.
Is hard to get - and lets you pursue things. You prefer to be the chaser, not the one being chased.

Your dating style:
Wild, unpredictable, fun, and daring. Your ideal date may involve a couple motorcycles or naked skydiving.

Your seduction style:
Honest and direct - you have no need for romance or much foreplay. Show off. You like to show your lover how you're the best ever. Ambitious. You often like to go all night - or aim for multiple orgasms.

Tips for the future:
Start to believe in second and third chances. You don't have to dump them so fast. Savor the process. Sometimes the best part of falling in love is taking things in slow motion. Let go of comparisons. If someone's with you, then you've already one. Stop worrying about exes.

Best place to meet someone online:
Match.com - honest and straightforward profiles, just how you like them!

Best color to attract mate: Red

Best day for a date: Tuesday
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Disclaimer: Some of that stuff is true, not all. Fun to read anyway.

3 comments:

Diana said...

I think this horoscope is wrong. Sweet and kind mannered yes, vain and temperamental no.

Aleksu said...

Nude Sky-Diving, hmmm...

dr.v (Not a narcotic Pez dispenser) said...

i do love RED! All shades of it!